The Great Candy Purge 2009

I’m a pretty lax mom when it comes to my kids eating candy.  Sweets are a part of childhood and I don’t stress over the boys having a little bit.  I know that I provide them with a balanced diet of fresh fruits and veggies, plenty of dairy and protein.  And I brush their teeth religiously.  They usually have a lollipop or some other small candy in the bath as their dessert.  I’m fine with the grandmothers giving them candy or letting them eat four cookies in one sitting (and this happens more that I’d like to admit).  They have a high level of physical activity each day so whatever crap calories they consume, they surely burn it off with their daily antics.

That being said…

I cannot allow what has been going on in this house lately.  Easter has sent Wildman over the edge.  He’s been sneaking candy, hiding a stash in his room, consuming sweets on the sly, etc.  It’s driving me nuts.  If he would just ask me, I would let him have a piece or two.  But this sneaking business I just cannot tolerate.  Despite repeated requests to stop taking and eating candy without permission he still does it.  I’ve even threatened to throw away every last piece of candy in the house if he continued to sneak candy.  My blustering did no good.

This morning was the last straw.  This morning called for swift and dramatic action- for me to make good on my threats!  Do you know what I discovered when I woke up this morning at the unusually late time of 8:30 AM?  I knew it was too quiet.  Why hadn’t the boys woken us up per normal their normal protocol?

Well, I’ll tell you.

Wildman had set up a veritable picnic of Easter candy in his room.  He had taken the cute Easter egg tissue paper out of his Nana’s gift and spread it on the floor like a blanket.  Then he proceeded to open and set out various candy courses for a feast.  There was the chocolate bunny meat course (that had already been consumed by the time I’d arrived), the open lollipop assortment (to cleanse the pallet, I imagine), the pile of open Smarties for appetizers, the Starbursts (fruit course?)…  I could go on and on.

I stared at my boys feast of sugary delights with my mouth agape in horror.  I didn’t yell at them.  I calmly walked over to the picnic spread, picked it up in a single swoop and marched it to the trash can.   I told Wildman that there would be no more of this.  The candy was going away once and for all.  I threw away close to 5 lbs. of candy this morning. I had to make the sugar addicts go cold turkey.  It had gotten out of control!

Then I asked Wildman to go through the remaining plastic eggs in his basket and throw away any candy that he found.  He thought it was some sort of game and was more than willing to help.  There were no tears or protests, thankfully.  I’m sure he saw this day coming.

Just between you and I there is a secret hidden Ziploc bag of the “good” stuff that I reserved.  But everything else bit the dust.  I couldn’t throw out everything… like the chocolate…  The boys don’t have to know that though.

Has this kind of thing ever happened in your family?  What did you do?

3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Angela
    Apr 13, 2009 @ 10:28:08

    After any candy accumulating holiday (Halloween, Christmas,Easter) I let my kids choose 10 pieces or so to keep the rest they put in a ziploc and off to work it goes with dad. He says it’s gone in seconds, and my kids never miss it. They actually like sifting through the candy choosing their favorites and noone is ever upset about it. Sometimes drastic measures are necessary though! You didn’t get any pic’s of the picnic did you? Sounds kinda funny honestly! 🙂


  2. hairyshoefairy
    Apr 13, 2009 @ 10:59:05

    Oh, dear! I’m in your boat when it comes to candy consumption but the sneaking thing would have sent me over the edge. I don’t have a problem with sweets but I probably would have done the same thing with the candy picnic and just thrown it all out as a consequence of the sneakiness. I do kind of wish you’d gotten a picture of it, too. Sounds awesome if he weren’t being naughty about it.


  3. bethany actually
    Apr 13, 2009 @ 12:00:10

    I’m laughing out loud at your description of the candy feast, which I really needed after the sadness of the last two days over baby Thalon. I can just picture it! You’re a better mom than I am, though. I probably would have grabbed the camera and taken a photo before throwing it away, sending a terribly mixed message. 🙂

    I wish you luck with managing the little addicts during their detox!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: